Donald Trump has been reimagined as a badly behaved toddler for a surreal new calendar.
The bizarre Kid Trump 2027 Calendar imagines the US President swapping the White House for the playroom.
The 80-year-old leader, who has just seen the Democrats sweep to victory over the Republican party in the US election midterms, is pictured driving a toy car, building sandcastles, playing with trucks and even having his nappy changed.
The year kicks off strong, with January showing a pint-sized Trump being carried around by Vice President JD Vance while First Lady Melania Trump straightens his trademark red tie.
Another has former President Joe Biden apparently dealing with a baby Trump on a changing table – complete with nappies and talcum powder.
In perhaps the most presidential playground scene of all, Trump is seen tearing around in a tiny red plastic car emblazoned with his own name.
The spoof calendar, made by novelty gift firm The Calendar King, features a different outrageous Trump scene for every month of 2027.
March sees Biden looking distinctly unimpressed while changing Trump’s nappy, while April shows a miniature Trump posing for a selfie in the Oval Office.
Come May, he is barefoot on a beach proudly showing off an enormous sandcastle topped with the Stars and Stripes.
June sees the President apparently celebrating his birthday at a children’s restaurant, while August has him presiding over what looks like a high-level summit — with teddy bears.
By September, Trump is sprawled across the floor playing with toy cars.
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And naturally, December ends with the diminutive Commander-in-Chief decorating a Christmas tree topped by a giant golden ornament bearing his own face.
The Calendar King currently lists its Kid Trump novelty calendar alongside a string of other tongue-in-cheek political and celebrity designs. The product is available in A4 and A3 sizes, with prices listed between £14.95 and £29.95.
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