Balaclava-wearing vigilantes want to flood the English Channel with their own small boats in an effort to physically block migrants entering the UK illegally via mega-dinghies.
The only problem? They can’t get their hands on any boats.
Daniel Thomas, a known associate of Tommy Robinson who was banned from France after slashing abandoned dinghies on French beaches last year, outlined his plan to put “50 boats” in the Channel and lock down the Port of Dover three months ago.
The hefty cost of Burnham’s slick social media campaign


Andy Burnham is spending up to £1m a year on expanding No 10’s social media operation, The i Paper can reveal, as the Prime Minister tries to connect with audiences on TikTok and Instagram.
Here’s where that money is going.
Where do the figures come from?
The Cabinet Office advertised 13 roles in July
Lowest salary – £37,922
Social videographer.
Highest salary – £80,342
Head of social and creative production.
Total cost – £1.04m
if everyone is paid the highest band offered, including pensions and national insurance.
Where is the money going?
What do colleagues think?
Burnham’s dedication to promoting the Government’s work on social media has been celebrated by Labour colleagues, after his predecessor, Sir Keir Starmer, was criticised for a lack of communication skills while prime minister.
One such Labour MP told The i Paper: “Burnham’s just got that touch when it comes to communication. … We’re getting way more cut-through already.”

France artwork heist – multiple pieces stolen from Renoir Museum
Two thieves tried to steal four artworks from a museum dedicated to the impressionist Pierre-Auguste Renoir in southern France on Tuesday, dropping two paintings as they fled the scene.

What we know
Two thieves carried out the raid at the museum in , near Nice, on Tuesday morning, officials have said.
- Wire fencing was cut for access, and museum alarms went off at 5:48am local time, according to the local mayor.
- However, the pair .
Cagnes-sur-Mer’s mayor, Bryan Masson, described the perpetrators as”well equipped” and “well informed” when speaking to the media on Tuesday.
In comments translated from French, he said the thieves “were wearing helmets, gloves, and combat gear” and carried “an electric knife and hacksaw” to cut the fence and gain access to the garden.
Video footage then showed the group cutting through structures holding the paintings’ frames in place before they began their escape, Masson said.

The stolen works
The four works initially targeted in the heist – Portrait of Madame Pichon (1895), Portrait of Madame Colonna Romano (1910), Coco Lisant (1905) and Jeune fille au puits (1886) – were valued together at over £7.7m, according to reports from France.


According to an update from the local mayor’s office later on Tuesday morning, the two pieces the thieves made it out with were: (left above) and Jeune femme au puits (next slide).
Also missing: Jeune fille au puits

- Prior to the robbery, the Renoir Museum was home to 12 paintings by the artist, who died in 1919.
- The museum was opened in 1960, in Renoir’s last home before his death.
- This heist comes less than a year after eight items valued at about £76m were stolen in a daylight robbery from the Louvre in Paris.
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How the King’s pointed letter ‘surprised’ Harry and Meghan

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were “surprised” by the release of a letter on behalf of King Charles, which clarified their status as “akin to private citizens”, a spokesperson for the couple has said.
Here’s what we know.
No titles, little warning
- A top Buckingham Palace official sent the letter to military officials and Government departments on Monday.
- It stated that as non-working royals, the Sussexes will not use the titles of “His and Her Royal Highness”.
- The couple “were a little surprised not to have been told about this in advance,” their spokesperson said.
- Their team was still seeking guidance when it was released, The i Paper understands.
No chance for clarification
The Sussexes did not have enough time to clarify any points before the guidance was issued to the media, it is understood.
- The letter’s contents were reportedly shared with their team at 1:59pm.
- Team Sussex replied to Buckingham Palace at 2:19pm, seeking clarification on one or two points.
- The letter was revealed to the media at 3:06pm on Monday.
- Harry was in a meeting and could not be contacted until 3:09pm.
- Team Sussex received confirmation at 3:11pm that the letter had been sent to the media.
Why are the titles important?
The reference to the HRH title was seen as an attempt to slap the Sussexes down amid concerns that the couple may want to monetise their royal status, including via Meghan’s lifestyle products brand, As Ever.
The title was seen in a video Meghan posted accompanying a podcast last year.

Harry, a ‘private citizen’?
- The letter clarified that “in short, their position is akin to private citizens with commercial and charitable interests”.
- But a friend of the couple previously told The i Paper that Harry, as the King’s son, could never be an entirely private citizen.
- “Some people will say, ‘But they’re private citizens.’ Nonsense. Utter nonsense. They are two of the most high-profile people in the world,” the friend added.
Not a quiet word in your ear, not a private memo; no, this was a formal, blunt statement of fact sent to Harry on his father’s orders. Ouch! There is to be no doubt: the King is not going to be bounced into accepting any change in the Sussexes’ status just because they have chosen to return to the UK.

No ‘half in, half out’ option
Charles and Prince William are said to be worried that family members doing business deals alongside official duties for the state opens themselves up to the sort of abuse of position accusations facing the King’s brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

- This led to them clarifying that Harry and Meghan won’t be attending state functions or official engagements.
Who will fund the Sussexes’ security?
The couple returned to the country for what they called an extended period on 26 August, after quitting royal duties in 2020. Their children have reportedly been enrolled in English schools.


The row over who will pay for their security is ongoing, with the couple currently paying for it but lobbying the Royal and VIP Executive Committee (Ravec) – which is set to meet this week – for taxpayer-funded police protection.
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New first-time buyer ISA on the way – here’s what we know


Andy Burnham’s Government is looking at a “new and improved product” to replace the existing Lifetime ISA (LISA), for savers who want to get on the property ladder.
No upper age limit or penalties
The current LISA only allows savers to withdraw their money when they reach 60 or when buying their first home. You can only open an account before you are 40 and must stop paying in at 50. These restrictions would be abolished under Labour’s plans, with no withdrawal penalties for using the money for alternative means.

When will it be available?
Consultations on a new LISA closed last month, with Burnham’s team confirming interest in launching the accounts. It could come as soon as the Budget on 28 October.

- Any changes to savings limit, the top-up amount and the price cap on properties you can spend your savings LISA on (currently at £450,000) are yet to be confirmed.
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UK politics
State pension triple lock could be axed – how to replace it

Andy Burnham is facing growing pressure to scrap the triple lock on state pensions to help repair the nations’ finances.
Here’s how the Government could navigate any journey away from the policy – and what could replace it.
Why might the triple lock be axed?
The British Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has, for the first time, called on Chancellor John Healey to abandon the policy, under which the state pension rises by whichever is highest of inflation, wage growth or 2.5 per cent each year.


The BCC argued that replacing it with an inflation-matched raise (a single lock) could save £3.3bn in two years. Currently, the triple lock costs £146bn a year.
Other options to replace triple lock

Smoothed earnings link
Mostly following wage growth but rising with inflation if there’s a temporary price shock.
Double lock
Removing the 2.5 per cent guarantee, rising with the higher of inflation or wages.


People build up credits through work and activities, and retirement age is determined by individual health.
‘The triple lock has got to go’
There is no longer a financial or moral justification for keeping the triple lock, but scrapping it represents a political risk that no prime minister has felt like taking.
It was only introduced to rebuild the value of the state pension after decades in which it had fallen relative to earnings – not necessarily as a permanent settlement.
The inescapable fact is that most of us are living longer and collecting pensions for longer. Someone has to pay for that, and the bill goes to people of working age.


The films men ‘secretly enjoy’ watching with their partner
More than a quarter of men enjoy watching romance films with their partner but view it as a “guilty pleasure” they wouldn’t tell anyone about, a new survey shows.
Here are their top choices for movie night.
What films do male partners like?
Though they would not admit to it,
26%
of male partners surveyed said they “secretly enjoy” watching romance films.
Netflix commissioned a poll of more than 2,000 Brits in relationships.
50%
of men see this as a guilty pleasure and would never tell their friends.
Nine in 10 couples said watching these films brings them closer as a couple.
Top ranked films by men
- 1 – 31%
- 2 – 26%
- 3 – 25%
- 4 – 25%
- 5 – 24%

How the baby bust is devastating primary schools

With birth rates falling across the UK, London’s schools and parents are dealing with the consequences.
What is the baby bust?

Dropping birth rate
In England, declining birth rates have led to over 100 schools permanently closing in the last decade.
Fewer pupils
England’s state schools are largely funded according to the number of pupils they teach; when school rolls fall, so does their income.


Unchanged costs
But operational costs do not shrink at the same rate as pupil decline.
Expert opinion
In London, a pupil will attract £6,000 to £7,000, so each pupil you lose is costing you quite a lot
Jon Andrews, head of analysis at the Education Policy Institute, explained that costs will stay the same despite pupil numbers falling because “you’re still needing a teacher in front of that class – and potentially a teaching assistant, too”.

The Inbetweeners 3 – what we know as Netflix releases teaser

is making a comeback, with Netflix announcing production has begun on a third film.
Reunion incoming
Netflix announced that the cast of the popular E4 sitcom are due to reunite for another raunchy cinematic romp which is “now in production”, according to a new minute-long teaser trailer.


The cast last appeared on the big screen together in 2014’s The Inbetweeners 2, which saw them take a gap year across Australia.
What we know so far…

Continuing the story
It marks a continuation of the popular series, which aired from 2008 to 2010 followed by films in 2011 and 2014.
The gang’s all back
Actors Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison and Joe Thomas will reprise their roles as Will, Jay, Neil and Simon.


Creators to direct
creators Damon Beesley and Iain Morris will return to write and direct the film.
Ooh, friends again!
It’s been super-fun hanging out with our friends again, and we’re going to work hard every week to ensure there are no problemos making this new film for humans.
creators Damon Beesley and Iain Morris


‘I’ve struggled to find a goal since The Inbetweeners’

All James Buckley wanted growing up was to be in a well-loved sitcom. That dream gave him direction and purpose. When he was 20, earlier than he’d ever imagined, it came true. The problem is, when your dream comes true so quickly, it’s hard to come up with another.
So far, the architect of the weekend’s asylum seeker clashes has used donations from his social media supporters to buy one small boat, already a downsize from a much larger boat he had hoped to acquire, called “the Cheeky Girl”.
The fishing boat he did buy was purchased on 17 April, shortly before Robinson’s anti-migrant march in London in May. The Dusky boat, imaginatively renamed “the Patriot”, was badly damaged after one trip to sea under Thomas’ captainage. A video posted on 25 August showed Thomas showing the boat is no longer seaworthy and “was under water for quite a while”, with a number of large visible cracks.

Many followers were confused as to how the damage was caused, with one commenting: “Looked split from impact. Wondered if I missed something.” Earlier in May, Thomas had live-streamed himself sailing at high speed, telling his followers he had his contacts teach him how to use it. Otherwise, he does not appear to have posted about using the boat.
Thomas appears to be fixated on World War Two and in various social media posts, compares what he is doing to the courageous efforts of those who fought against the Nazis. Recent messages shared with followers show he is desperately seeking more boats to “come into the English Channel… to assist the Patriot Platform”.
Patriot Platform is the vigilantes’ latest venture, created to organise new anti-migrant stunts after breaking away from his original group, the flag-raising Raise the Colours.
“This call is just like the call that was made to help those stuck on Dunkirk beach,” he said in a video to his followers on 25 August, soundtracked by a Hans Zimmer piece used in , a TV drama series covering the Pacific theatre of World War Two.

“If you own a boat, or any type of seaworthy vessel, be it a rib boat, be it a smaller boat, be it a leisure boat, we want to hear from you,” he continued.
“The plan is for us to basically work this all out and then call upon like they did in the 40s, call upon those that have the availability for a boat that we all come out like a flotilla. The Britannia flotilla is the idea,” he said in another video.
Thomas is a novice sailor and has found it difficult at times to master having a boat, telling viewers on YouTube: “Had a bit of a problem last night where we refuelled, went into a harbor and then when we came back, f***ing tide was out.”
In Portsmouth on Sunday, he made desperate pleas again for temporary access to boats to the 30,000 people who were watching as he was surrounded by police stood knee-high in water.
During the four-hour stand off in the sea, no boats came but a woman in a one-person kayak turned up to offer them snacks and power banks to charge their phones.

Call to protest in other areas of UK
The activities of his new anti-migrant group have been broadcast over social media since Thomas, a former bodyguard to Robinson, set up Patriot Platform earlier this year.
He told the crowd gathered in Portsmouth that there will be more action to come from the group, saying “we will fight another day”.
While he is the founder, the group operates through a structure of different local hubs that are all run by different individuals and with their own distinct presence on social media.

Each group claims to vet their membership through a phone call and other checks, while a broader following of around 900 members have access to a bespoke app where messages can be shared.
The i Paper is aware of at least 21 regional groups, including hubs in Surrey, north Wales, Leicester and Birmingham.
Thomas has been travelling around the country running “meet-ups” with these different regional groups. On 22 August, he posted: “We have our first patriotic division ready – now we go to work,” alongside a video of a large crowd of men in a field.
On 2 September, he posted another video on a sports pitch with another group of men. The caption read: “This is only the lads in the North West! Now imagine the numbers when we are all together!”

Both Thomas and other Patriot Platform pages talked of Dover as a “warning” that more would come “next”.
In the hours after the Dover march, one Patriot Platform page issued a call for those located in Manchester, Stockport, Salford and other nearby areas to get in touch.
The anti-migrant activity planned by Patriot Platform is not isolated. Other groups, such as Protect Our Postcode and British Security Project, operate in a similar way and the key figures behind these groups appear to work together.
















