Trump’s band of clowns has officially lost the plot

With exactly two months to go before America’s midterm elections, President Donald Trump is no longer the only member of his administration squandering the opportunity to win over voters and making clownish headlines for all the wrong reasons instead.

As the summer winds down and Americans prepare to cast their verdict on Trump’s return to power, a slew of his top lieutenants are now competing with one another to demonstrate that their own grip on reality is loosening.

First out of the gate on Wednesday was Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man who has, since the start of Trump’s war on Iran, demonstrated zero capacity to sympathise with the plight of Americans who are recoiling from the conflict’s economic impacts.

Zack Polanski launches bid to run for Starmer’s seat in byelection

Zack Polanski, leader of the Green Party, will stand to become an MP when a by-election is held in Sir Keir Starmer’s seat in the coming months.

Green Party leader Zack Polanski speaking during a press conference at Church House in central London. Picture date: Wednesday August 5, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Jonathan Brady/PA Wire

Everything you need to know

  • Polanski has confirmed he wants to be the Green Party candidate in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election caused by Starmer’s decision to leave frontline politics.
  • The leader of the Greens insisted the seat was winnable, accusing Labour of standing up for “corporations and big money”. He added: “I will stand up for people struggling to pay their bills.”
  • Polanski is currently a member of the London Assembly but is unusual as a national party leader in not being an MP.

Polanski gambles on byelection battle

The Green leader’s decision to stand in Holborn and St Pancras represents a gamble as he seeks to maintain his party’s momentum in challenging Labour on the left. The party’s in recent months and a victory for Polanski would represent a valuable political prize.

Britain's leader of the Green Party, Zack Polanski addresses supporters during a rally in south London, on June 24, 2026. (Photo by Henry Nicholls / AFP via Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 5: Labour leader Keir Starmer arrives during the count for the constituency of Holborn and St Pancras during the UK general election on July 5, 2024 in London, England. The incumbent MP for the London Constituency of Holborn and St Pancras is Labour Leader Sir Keir Starmer. (Photo by Leon Neal/Getty Images)

Until now Sir Keir’s central London seat has been a Labour stronghold but the Greens came second in the area in local elections earlier this year.

Protests erupt in Spain over Ceuta migrant crisis

Thousands have attended protests across Spain against the government’s handling of the arrival of thousands of migrants in the exclave of Ceuta on the Moroccan coast.

MADRID, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 2: Opposition right-wing and far-right parties stage nationwide demonstrations, waving Spanish flags and blaming the left-wing government for the migration crisis following the arrival of around 70,000 irregular migrants from Morocco to Ceuta on July 30-31 in Madrid, Spain, on September 2, 2026. The demonstrations, organized following a call by the Federation of Municipalities and held in major cities across the country, particularly in the capital Madrid, are also supported by the main opposition right-wing People's Party (PP) and far-right Vox. (Photo by Burak Akbulut/Anadolu via Getty Images)

Everything you need to know

  • The rallies on Wednesday were called by city councils controlled by opposition parties. They accuse Spain’s left-wing government of abandoning Ceuta’s residents.
  • There have been near-daily protests in the North African city calling for remaining migrants to be returned or distributed across mainland Spain.
  • Demonstrators have called for prime minister Pedro Sánchez to resign but the government accuses right-wing parties of exploiting the crisis.

Why did these protests happen?

Some 72,000 people crossed illegally from Morocco into Ceuta in July. While most have returned, as many as 5,000 remain. The Spanish government has blamed for the influx but critics claim the Moroccan authorities were complicit.

CEUTA, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 02: Residents of Ceuta demonstrate to assert their sovereignty and defend the integrity of their territory on September 02, 2026 in Ceuta, Spain. Authorities estimate between 5,000 and 10,000 migrants, including unaccompanied minors, remain in Ceuta, many of whom are resorting to building makeshift camps on El Trampol??n beach for shelter. Around 72,000 people are thought to have crossed from Morocco into the Spanish exclave at the end of July, with the majority being returned to Morocco within days. (Photo by Pablo Gallardo/Getty Images)
CEUTA, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 02: Residents of Ceuta demonstrate to assert their sovereignty and defend the integrity of their territory on September 02, 2026 in Ceuta, Spain. Authorities estimate between 5,000 and 10,000 migrants, including unaccompanied minors, remain in Ceuta, many of whom are resorting to building makeshift camps on El Trampol??n beach for shelter. Around 72,000 people are thought to have crossed from Morocco into the Spanish exclave at the end of July, with the majority being returned to Morocco within days. (Photo by Pablo Gallardo/Getty Images)

Did Morocco orchestrate the mass crossing?

A police report this week said Moroccan security forces had shown “total permissiveness” during the huge influx into the exclave on 30 and 31 July. Sánchez has insisted Morocco was not responsible but the report said the Moroccan police presence was “clearly smaller” than usual.

CEUTA, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 02: A migrant receives a haircut on the beach on September 02, 2026 in Ceuta, Spain. Authorities estimate between 5,000 and 10,000 migrants, including unaccompanied minors, remain in Ceuta, many of whom are resorting to building makeshift camps on El Trampol??n beach for shelter. Around 72,000 people are thought to have crossed from Morocco into the Spanish exclave at the end of July, with the majority being returned to Morocco within days. (Photo by Pablo Gallardo/Getty Images)
Migrants gather on a hill as they attempt crossing from the border town of Fnideq to the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, Saturday, Aug. 15, 2026. (AP Photo)

The police report nonetheless stopped short of directly accusing Morocco of being behind the mass influx.

The protests in pictures

SENSITIVE MATERIAL. THIS IMAGE MAY OFFEND OR DISTURB People attend a demonstration in support of Ceuta residents, following recent mass crossings of migrants from Morocco into Ceuta, in Ceuta, Spain, September 2, 2026. REUTERS/Pedro Nunes
CEUTA, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 02: Residents of Ceuta demonstrate to assert their sovereignty and defend the integrity of their territory on September 02, 2026 in Ceuta, Spain. Authorities estimate between 5,000 and 10,000 migrants, including unaccompanied minors, remain in Ceuta, many of whom are resorting to building makeshift camps on El Trampol??n beach for shelter. Around 72,000 people are thought to have crossed from Morocco into the Spanish exclave at the end of July, with the majority being returned to Morocco within days. (Photo by Pablo Gallardo/Getty Images)
CEUTA, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 02: Residents of Ceuta demonstrate to assert their sovereignty and defend the integrity of their territory on September 02, 2026 in Ceuta, Spain. Authorities estimate between 5,000 and 10,000 migrants, including unaccompanied minors, remain in Ceuta, many of whom are resorting to building makeshift camps on El Trampol??n beach for shelter. Around 72,000 people are thought to have crossed from Morocco into the Spanish exclave at the end of July, with the majority being returned to Morocco within days. (Photo by Pablo Gallardo/Getty Images)

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A boy reacts as smoke rises from wildfires at a residential area in Ogan Ilir, South Sumatra province, Indonesia, September 2, 2026. REUTERS/Abriansyah Liberto TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

What to know as toxic haze spreads across South East Asia


Indonesia is battling , some of which have been burning for weeks and resulted in a toxic haze affecting millions.

What you need to know

An excavator digs a trench in an attempt to extinguish a wildfire by spraying water and creating boundary trenches to prevent the flames from spreading in the Tumbang Nusa area of Pulang Pisau, Central Kalimantan, on August 30, 2026. Indonesia has intensified efforts to fight wildfires with cloud seeding and water bombing as thousands of people countrywide battle to breathe in the smoke and haze, officials said on August 28. More than five million people on Borneo and Sumatra islands were directly exposed to the risks of a putrid haze coming off dozens of fires across the vast archipelago, according to deputy health minister Dante Saksono Harbuwono. (Photo by REINA / AFP via Getty Images)

Multiple locations

The fires are burning on several of Indonesia’s biggest islands, in particular on Borneo.

Health risk

Millions have been exposed to toxic smoke, with 50,000 being treated in hospital for respiratory infections.

A dog sits in the middle of a haze-shrouded road caused by forest and land fires in Palangkaraya city, Central Kalimantan, on August 28, 2026. (Photo by REINA / AFP via Getty Images)
Haze as seen from Antipolo city, Philippines blankets Metro Manila on Tuesday, Sept. 1, 2026, as some city governments suspend classes and advised residents to stay indoors due to unhealthy air quality which the government environmental agency says can possibly be from massive forest fires in Kalimantan, Indonesia. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)

Regional problem

Air pollution caused by the fires is affecting Malaysia and The Philippines.

Indonesia’s decades-old problem with wildfires

The forest and peatland fires engulfing parts of Indonesia are a familiar problem for the authorities. Their roots lie in a project by former ruler Suharto to rip up rainforest and drain peat bogs for plantations and logging.

This aerial picture shows a villager walking between dried-up rice fields with cracked soil caused by a prolonged dry season at Wening Galih village in Bogor, West Java on August 28, 2026. The drought in the region has lasted for the past three months. (Photo by ADITYA AJI / AFP via Getty Images)
(FILES) This aerial picture taken on July 19, 2026 shows smoke rising from a wildfire next to housing complex in Kubu Raya, West Kalimantan. El Nino is set to become "very strong" in the months ahead, with the weather phenomenon near certain to persist through to February, the United Nations' climate agency warned on September 3, 2026. (Photo by DITO / AFP via Getty Images)

Repeated investigations have shown that developers use fire as a cut-price means of clearing large areas for plantations and industrial sites.

Haze shrouds parts of South East Asia

Motorcyclists ride on a haze-shrouded road caused by forest and land fires in Palangkaraya city, Central Kalimantan, on August 28, 2026. (Photo by REINA / AFP via Getty Images)
An aerial view shows haze shrouding the area around the Sarawak Legislative Assembly building (L) in Kuching, the capital city of Sarawak state on the island of Borneo on September 1, 2026. Air quality in Malaysia's Sarawak state deteriorated further on September 1 as smoke from Indonesian forest fires drove up respiratory complaints and sent residents scrambling for protective masks. (Photo by AFP via Getty Images)
An aerial drone view shows Light Rail Transit route shrouded in haze caused by forest fires in Palembang, North Sumatra on September 3, 2026. (Photo by AL ZULKIFLI / AFP via Getty Images)

Fans teased with new Harry Potter trailer – what we learnt

The sorting hat and Quidditch are among the familiar magical phenomena which appear in the first full trailer for the new television series due to air this Christmas.

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The sorting hat returns

The eagerly anticipated HBO show based on JK Rowling’s first wizarding novel, , will consist of eight episodes and early glimpses suggest producers have been careful to retain the detail of the original book.

Undated handout photo issued by HBO Max of Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley, Dominic McLaughlin as Harry Potter and Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger, in the new HBO Max Harry Potter series. Issue date: Wednesday March 25, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Aidan Monaghan/HBO Max/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.

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Hogwarts is back

The trailer focuses on the magical school and Harry’s first experiences, including the trial of the sorting hat.

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Undated handout photo issued by HBO of Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger in the first season of the HBO show Harry Potter And The Philosopher???s Stone. Issue date: Wednesday September 2, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Aidan Monaghan/HBO/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used in for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.

Friends again

Harry, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are introduced in separate clips as the trio become friends.

Ron in a mess

Weasley is seen at home trying to read an acceptance letter covered in jam by his brothers.

Undated handout photo issued by HBO of Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley in the first season of the HBO show Harry Potter And The Philosopher???s Stone. Issue date: Wednesday September 2, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Aidan Monaghan/HBO/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used in for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.

Hogwarts’ teachers take centre stage

The trailer begins with Professor McGonagall, played by Janet McTeer, telling the newly arrived students they must undertake the dreaded sorting hat ceremony before enjoying a sumptuous banquet at the school of wizarding.

Undated handout photo issued by HBO Max of Nick Frost as Rubeus Hagrid in the new HBO Max Harry Potter series. Issue date: Wednesday March 25, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Aidan Monaghan/HBO Max/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.
Undated handout photo issued by HBO Max of Janet McTeer as Minerva McGonagall in the new HBO Max Harry Potter series. Issue date: Wednesday March 25, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: Lara Cornell/HBO Max/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.

Severus Snape, played by Paapa Essiedu, finds time to sneer at Harry’s classroom shortcomings as he prepares to try Quidditch. But Rubeus Hagrid, performed by Nick Frost, takes the young wizard under his wing, telling him: “You’ll find your place.”

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Pension dashboard deadline nears – what it means for you


Pension schemes and providers have until the end of October to connect to a “dashboard” system allowing workers to monitor their retirement savings.

Crucially, the 31 October deadline applies only to companies and providers, rather than savers themselves. Consumers do not need to take any action.

Everything you need to know

  • Each provider must connect to the information-sharing system by the end of next month. People will also be able to see their state pension details in the same place.
  • The move is part of wider changes in the pension system being brought in by Labour which will include value for money assessments.

Pension performance league tables

Ministers are planning a system for scrutinising pension performance using a new Value for Money framework.

  • Schemes will be rated by 2029 in a league table based on their investment performance, charging levels and quality of service.
  • The poorest performing schemes will be required to improve or face closure.
  • From 2029, providers will be expected to present savers with a single retirement income option which would combine all savings. Retirees would still be free to choose other options.

Recent rain has brought welcome respite for plants and trees but the arrival of the El Niño – predicted to be the strongest in living memory – represents a new threat to parched gardens.

Color image depicting a retired senior man in his 60s digging the soil of a flowerbed in his garden. The man has an assortment of garden equipment on the grass by his side. He wears a blue check shirt and panama hat.

Everything you need to know

  • El Niño is the naturally occurring climate phenomenon caused by raised ocean temperatures that builds in the Pacific.
  • The phenomenon occurs every two-seven years and is when east to west trade winds weaken or reverse.
  • The Met Office has warned that this year’s El Niño is set to be unprecedentedly strong and the UK could be hit by a wet and stormy autumn and early winter.

The system usually brings wetter or colder winters in the UK with experts warning that trees are particularly vulnerable because the summer drought may have weakened both root systems and hindered water absorption in branches.

RETFORD, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 23: In this aerial view gardens remain flooded as high water levels begin to recede after Storm Babet flooded homes, business and roads on October 23, 2023 in Retford, United Kingdom. The UK Environment Agency has warned that flooding could last for days in the wake of Storm Babet with 116 flood warnings remaining in place across England. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)
A fallen tree and collapsed wall partially obstruct Dee Street in east Belfast after Storm Isha passed through the area. Picture date: Monday January 22, 2024. PA Photo. See PA story WEATHER Isha. Photo credit should read: David Young/PA Wire

Heavy rainfall on soil which is still dry from the summer drought could cause flash flooding well into the autumn. Trees could be affected by “cavitation” – a condition whereby air bubbles stop water flow within the trunk and branches.

What to do

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 3: People sit in the shade of trees on the scorched grass of Primrose Hill on August 3, 2026 in London. Drought has been declared across seven areas of England; East Anglia; Hertfordshire and the whole of London; Thames Valley; Hampshire & the Isle of Wight; Devon & Cornwall; the West Midlands; Wessex (covering Dorset, Somerset, Wiltshire, and south Gloucestershire). (Photo by Peter Nicholls/Getty Images)

Heat-loving Mediterranean plants should be moved indoors and drains cleared.

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 20: Tourists on a walking tour of Central London carry umbrellas during a heavy rain shower next to Pall Mall on August 20, 2026 in London, England. Heavy rain is unlikely to break England's widespread drought. Rain falling on the dry, baked soil could cause flash flooding rather than replenishing water supplies. With 71% of the country in drought, sustained rain over several months is required, meaning hosepipe bans will likely remain in place. (Photo by James D. Morgan/Getty Images)
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Pack away patio furniture sooner rather than later.

The drugs found to slow ageing – you might already be taking them


Weight-loss jabs such as Wegovy may be slowing the ageing process as well as helping people to shed unwanted pounds, a study has found.

Research found that mice at a healthy weight who were given Wegovy lived 12 per cent longer – equivalent to a person living to 93 instead of 83.

What you need to know

  • Scientists looked at the effects of semaglutide – the active ingredient in Wegovy – on senescence, the process by which cells stop multiplying to regenerate tissues.
  • The findings suggest that as well as suppressing appetite, the drug reduces inflammation, DNA damage and senescence. More than 2m Britons are thought to be taking a weight-loss medication.
  • The result could be that the slimming drug will one day be used as an anti-ageing pill for everyone – regardless of weight.

The bad news

There are over the idea that the first true anti-ageing drugs have arrived. Most studies into the phenomenon have and scientists have reservations about the same findings applying to humans.

EMBARGOED TO 0001 WEDNESDAY MARCH 8 File photo dated 16/10/24 of Semaglutide (GLP-1) weight-loss drug Wegovy. Ads for an online pharmacy have been banned for promoting prescription-only weight-loss medication to the public and exploiting new mothers' insecurities about body image. The Instagram and Facebook ads for Juniper also created an undue sense of urgency for those considering medicated weight-loss programmes while posts in weight-loss support groups on Facebook did not make clear that they were paid for by the advertiser, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) found. Issue date: Wednesday April 8, 2026. PA Photo. Photo credit should read: James Manning/PA Wire
Obesity woman stretching before daily outdoor training

Research into calorie restriction – a radical anti-ageing strategy – has found that while the effects can be dramatic in creatures such as worms or flies, they are at best marginal in more complex animals such as monkeys. Scientists say more research is needed.

The bad news

There are over the idea the first true anti-ageing drugs have arrived. Most studies into the phenomenon have and scientists have reservations about the same findings applying to humans.

FILE PHOTO: A person poses with a bottle of Wegovy (semaglutide) tablets in this illustration picture taken in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania, U.S. June 16, 2026. REUTERS/Hannah Beier/File Photo

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The bad news

There are over the idea that the first true anti-ageing drugs have arrived. Most studies into the phenomenon have and scientists have reservations about the same findings applying to humans.

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Emerging from discussions with G20 finance ministers in North Carolina, Bessent conceded the country is enduring “an energy shock”. But astoundingly, he blamed it not on the war against Iran and the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, but instead on Ukraine.

“Ukraine has decided that they want to blow up Russian energy assets and refined products, so that is creating upward price pressure on a global basis”, Bessent told Fox News. He made no mention of the fact that Russia has attacked countless energy facilities across Ukraine since Vladimir Putin’s war began, nor even nodded to the fact that as he was speaking, 350,000 homes in the southern Odesa region were without power after a seventh successive day of round-the-clock Russian missile and drone assaults on the country.

While Putin vowed this week to launch a new campaign of “massive” strikes on the country, Bessent –who reportedly once referred to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as “a little f**ker” and “Mr Bean on crack” – became the first US official directly to accuse Ukraine of culpability for rising oil prices worldwide. As for Trump’s war – the actual culprit – he simply promised Fox viewers that “the conflict…will end and prices will come down”. When that magical moment might come was not vouchsafed unto his audience. 

Over on CNBC, the Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnick, was talking literal and provable nonsense in an interview about AI data centres. As Republican lawmakers across the country find themselves on the receiving end of growing public fury over the rapidity with which they have embraced applications to build data centres, Lutnick scoffed at the notion that they put pressure on local water supplies.

“Both [parties] seem to think that there’s some political points to be scored by being anti-data centre”, observed pro-Trump CNBC host Joe Kernan, who then suggested “a little education might change that”.

“One of my favourite things is when people talk about data centres using water”, responded Lutnick. The number one product in America that uses water is cattle… I mean data centres don’t use water,” he insisted. “This is propaganda by our adversaries to try and slow us down”, he said. At no point did Kernan interrupt him and correct the record. 

In fact, data centres consume several million litres of water daily to cool servers and generate electricity. The University of Oxford’s Department of Engineering Science calls them “water-guzzling” and a recent case study reported that “a relatively small one-megawatt data centre…would use 26 million litres of water per year. Regional water stress must be considered.”

He continues to travel the country promoting his new memoir, Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith, currently number three on Amazon’s list of “religious leader biographies” yet struggling to crack the top 1,000 in the website’s broader book rankings. 

In an interview with the Christian podcaster Bryce Crawford, Vance was challenged over his interest in “end times”, a belief rooted in the Book of Revelation that claims the physical return of Jesus Christ to Earth will presage the start of the final judgement of humanity and then the end of the world. 

“We are committed to doing as much as possible to try and make the world the kind of world that God wants it to be”, Vance assured Crawford. “What I’m trying to focus on is doing as much of God’s work as possible right now, and if that leads to the end times, okay. And if that leads to building a better world that thrives and survives for a very long time after I’m gone, that’s great too,” Vance proclaimed. 

Lest anyone was wondering whether his beliefs get in the way of cold, hard decision-making, the Vice President assured his host that he was up to the challenge.

“There are…things about the world that make me feel, like, not shocked if the Antichrist was walking among us. But…I try not to focus on it too much”, said the man who remains a single heartbeat away from the American presidency.

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